Dogger Airlifted To Treliske Hospital With Bum Stuck In Car Window.

 

Dogger Airlifted To Treliske Hospital With Bum Stuck In Car Window.

A man participating in an outdoor swinger party in Cornwall found himself in a rather awkward situation. The individual, known as Dave, accidentally trapped his exposed rear end in an electric car window of a Ford C-Max while "dogging."

The incident occurred at the North Cliffs car park, located between Portreath and Godrevy. The car park is situated in an "area of outstanding natural beauty," sparking outrage among locals who are shocked to learn about the scandalous activities taking place on their local clifftops.

The mishap unfolded when the man accidentally stepped on the electric window switch while attempting to maneuver himself. As a result, the window wound up, catching his bare buttock in a painful and embarrassing embrace.

A witness, who doesn't want to be named, said, "Dave and Bridget were getting it on and there were about ten of us watching. It all happened so quickly; one minute they were both grunting and groaning with joy, the next minute, Dave yelps out and starts shouting, 'get it off!' We thought Bridget had bitten his todger or something. Then I called the ambulance and we all escaped before the police came, and poor old Dave was there with his ass wedged in the window!"

Due to the car park's awkward location, the ambulance service was unable to reach the trapped man. In a dramatic rescue, the fire brigade was called to cut the door off the car. However, the man's ordeal didn't end there. The air ambulance was summoned to airlift him to hospital, but in a scene reminiscent of a comedy movie, he remained stuck in the door, dangling from the helicopter for the whole ten-mile trip to Treliske Hospital in Truro.

Witnesses from across West Cornwall could see the man's pale, white buttocks as he flew overhead. One bystander remarked, "I went on Facebook to ask what the helicopter was doing on the north cliffs, and someone replied that they'd rescued someone but couldn't make out what exactly was happening. I looked out the window and saw someone butt naked tied to a door, swinging from below the helicopter. It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen!"

Dave was contacted for comment but is currently still in the hospital, lying face down on the bed. Police have warned that while dogging can be seen as a harmless bit of fun, they need to remember that anything can happen and participating in such activities on the cliffs can be a danger to the public as well as the emergency services who are sent out to rescue them.