Godrevy Lighthouse, Cornwall. Cornish Residents Confused by Alleged Storm Locals were left confused today when the Met Office issued a weather warning for heavy rain and thunderstorms in Cornwall, with people wondering why they didn't describe it as "summer ". "Thunderstorm? What thunderstorm?" scoffed local resident Derek. "That's just a typical summer day in Cornwall. Can't beat a bit of liquid sunshine!" Farmer John, who is a farmer, said, "That's the problem these days, especially with the internet, they're always trying to make a mountain out of a shit pile! I'll work 18-hour days picking cabbage in this weather and not even stop for a break!" Despite the lack of concern from locals, the Met Office is urging people to take the warning seriously and stay safe. "But, in all seriousness, it's going to piss down today, so bring your washing in!"
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