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Controversy Rises in Cornwall Over Queen Consort Cake Competition Outcome

REDRUTH, CORNWALL - A royal cake-baking competition held in honour of Camilla, the Queen Consort's coronation, has been plunged into controversy with accusations of favouritism and unfair judging. The competition, intended to be a light-hearted celebration, has left a bitter taste in the mouths of many participants and spectators in Redruth, Cornwall.

The winning cake, baked by local man Dave Bunt, was awarded a three-night, all-inclusive stay at the Travelodge in nearby Tuckingmill, Camborne. However, it's the appearance of Bunt's cake that has left many locals complaining.

The cake, supposedly a tribute to the Queen Consort, has been widely criticised for its startling design, with locals describing it as resembling "something from a horror movie". Despite the fierce competition and collection of visually appealing entries, Bunt's cake, which drew gasps and grimaces rather than applause, was crowned the winner.

Adding fuel to the fire, it was revealed that Bunt is closely related to one of the judges. This revelation has led to a number of complaints, with participants and spectators alike alleging the competition was "a fix".

Beryl Trewhella, one of the competition's participants, voiced her frustration, "Out of all the cakes, that WON! I'm so angry I am thinking about calling the police!"

The organisers of the competition have yet to respond to the accusations. Meanwhile, the debate rages on in Redruth, overshadowing the celebration of the Queen Consort's coronation.


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