Mass Holibob Brawl Erupts In St. Ives After Seagull Snatches Engagement Ring.
A romantic marriage proposal in St. Ives, Cornwall turned into a chaotic mass brawl on Saturday, as holidaymakers clashed outside a pub. The unexpected turn of events began when a seagull swooped in and snatched an engagement ring from a man about to propose to his partner.
The couple, visiting from Surrey, had chosen the iconic location by a red phone box, next to the beach as the perfect spot for their special moment. As the man got down on one knee and opened the ring box, a curious crowd gathered to witness the heartwarming scene. However, the atmosphere quickly shifted as a seagull made off with the ring, much to the amusement of onlookers.
Determined to retrieve the ring, the man chased after the bird, only to be bombarded by a second seagull, which pooped all over him. As he returned, ringless to his partner, a drunken holidaymaker, shouted "A bird shitting on you is a sign of good luck, mate! Maybe that bird done you a favour by nicking the ring!" This sparked a violent confrontation which quickly escalated into a full-blown street brawl.
The fight drew in dozens of participants, which created a frenzy among the local seagull population. The gulls began to attack the crowd by biting, clawing and bombarding them with more bird poo. The police eventually arrived on the scene, breaking up the brawl and restoring peace in the town.
The couple, who had spent their life savings on the Cornwall trip, called it the "worst holiday they've ever had" and vowed never to return to the Duchy.
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